Raccoon – Live Ugly Fake Your Death Eat Trash Get Hit By A Car Shirt is a chaotic masterpiece for anyone who loves dark humor and unfiltered attitude. Featuring a snarling raccoon and the bold quote “Live Ugly, Fake Your Death, Eat Trash, Get Hit By A Car,” this design perfectly captures the wild, reckless energy of life’s funniest disasters. The crisp white text and detailed raccoon art stand out sharply on black or navy shirts, delivering humor with a bite. Crafted for premium quality and comfort, this shirt is perfect for anyone who lives life on their own terms — messy, loud, and unapologetically real.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.